First of all, he really is a reverend; he was ordained online in order to officiate a friend’s wedding. Outside of that, he graduated Pepperdine University where he completed the premedical course curriculum while majoring in communications. After not getting into medical school, he decided to actually use his degree. Currently, he is a writer living in Venice, CA in an unabashed bachelor pad. He owns swords(5) and a scooter, though he rarely uses them at the same time. He’s from Montana originally, and chose to come to Southern California when he saw the short walk to the beach and the girls making it in skirts.

He’s written full time for Ripe Digital Media, Spike Digital Media, and Break Media Network, but he’s freelanced for several companies with feminine, multiple-syllable names that are not adjacent to the word media. He is the current Editorial Director of Reverend Danger, and spends his free time running on the beach, sitting in the hot tub, or typing on his antique typewriter over-elaborate correspondences as if he lived in 1930.